Bas: ?On today?s show, we?re going to be talking about different aspects of health, especially how to endanger the health of others.?

Bas: Anger causes many things, baldness, impotence, ?waking up in the middle of the night with blood all over your hands and you don?t know what happened. Hey, I?ve been around.?

Cohost: ?You are so pent up!?

Bas: (clapping his hands) ?I know!?

Cohost: ?You should try some aroma therapy.?

Bas: ?The only aroma I like is the smell of burning flesh.?